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Gay Boys weekend in H-Town

Hot times in the big city

Ready to revel in a weekend with the boys? Houston delivers with fabulous shopping, unique attractions, and a nightlife scene that keeps the party going into the wee hours. If you don't know where to begin, here's your guide to three days of fun and adventure.

The DETAILS 

Where to Stay: Houston has more TAG-certified, gay-friendly hotels than any other city in Texas, including the Hilton Americas, Four Seasons Houston, The Westin Galleria and the brand new Marriott Marquis.

Getting around: Traveling from Bush Intercontinental take Super Shuttle to Downtown or a cab or Uber anywhere you need to go. From Downtown you can also make use of the MetroRail to get to the Museum District, Midtown and NRG Park.

FRIDAY

NOON: After you’ve checked into your hotel, you’ll probably want to grab lunch. Head over to Lankford Grocery for a juicy burger in the middle of one of Houston’s gayborhood, Montrose. Lankford is ranked one of the best in town and was featured on the Food Network’s Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Looking for a bit lighter fare? In that case, pay a visit to Barnaby's Cafe, also a Montrose hotspot. This snug little diner features fresh, uncomplicated, contemporary food. Plus, the service is quick, and the price is right.

2 PM: If you’re paying a visit to Houston, you’ve got to at least consider buying a pair of boots. And what better place to look than Cavender's Boot City a one-stop-shop for the urban cowboy. Another option for a slightly higher-end experience? Pinto Ranch in the Galleria area offers beautifully designed boots, belts, buckles, and apparel.

3 PM: Speaking of the Galleria, no visit to H-Town is complete without a visit to the largest shopping mall in Texas. And why not start off with those new threads before you head tonight?   Spanning 3 million total square feet, the Galleria features stores such as Prada, Gucci, Zara, Penguin and many more.

5 PM:  F Bar has one of the city’s best happy hours. The club opened in the spring of 2011 to rave reviews and is drawing a regular crowd. The happy hour scene is chill and relaxed, with great people watching on the patio. The action definitely heats up later in the night.

7 PM: After a change of clothes and a quick refresh at the hotel, it’s time for dinner. In a town known for excellent food from all over the world, picking just one place to eat can be a challenge. Going the local route you’ll want to check out Benjy's in Rice Village for great ambiance and a unique American bistro menu. The upscale casual favorite also features a stylish lounge and lively weekend brunch scene. For a different take on traditional Tex-Mex try celebrity Chef Bryan Caswell’s venture El Real Tex-Mex inside a historic theater space in Montrose. The queso con carne and puffy tacos are amazing.

10 PM: Friday nights are wild in H-Town. Start off the evening at a Houston institution, JR's. This quintessential gay hangout with Southwestern-inspired decor and a fabulous patio has been a staple for the gay crowd for more than three decades. For a more laid-back experience head over to Guava Lamp, a fabulous lounge where the locals go for cocktails and conviviality.

SATURDAY

9 AM: Assuming you handled your night like a pro, you're still going to need a little jolt. Check out David Buehrer's Lower Westheimer coffee spot Blacksmith. Here, java is more art than simple function with beans from around the world. Blacksmith's baristas hail from around the country (New York City, New Orleans, Grand Rapids and Seattle), as well as from Houston. The space also has a special significance for the LGBTQ community, having housed Mary's, one of the city's first gay bars for many years.

10:30 AM: Go ahead and admit it. Ever since you were old enough to work your parents VCR you’ve dreamed of being Scarlett O’Hara--a center-of-attention drama queen living in a big Southern mansion. You can get a taste of aristocratic charm at Bayou Bend, the sprawling estate and cultural mecca in Houston’s Memorial Park

NOON: Houston is a culture rich town, and perhaps nowhere is that more evident than in the Museum District. Check out the Museum of Fine Arts Houston for its treasure trove of art through the ages. Allot at least two hours to explore the multiple galleries in the complex. Or perhaps the Houston Museum of Natural Science is more your speed. HMNS is one of the most heavily visited museums in the U.S., features the Wortham IMAX Theatre, Burke Baker Planetarium, Cockrell Butterfly Center, permanent exhibit halls and traveling exhibitions. If you have more time, consider purchasing a Houston CityPASS, which gives you access to these attractions, the Houston Zoo, Space Center Houston and more! 

3 PM: Hailed as one of the best museums of its kind in the world, The Menil Collection is a Houston treasure. See the life's collection of Dominique and John de Menil, from antiquity to uber-modern works. 

5 PM: You won’t find a more civilized place for drinks than Anvil Bar & Refuge. This former tire store-turned-hotspot on Lower Westheimer serves up a wide array of creative cocktails developed by master mixologist Bobby Heugel. Everything about this place is inviting, from the warm woods and extra-long bar top to the expert bartenders who know their regulars by name.

7 PM: “Dam good food, drinks and fun” is the motto of Beaver's Ice House. Opened by the famous local chef Monica Pope, Beaver’s is an upscale (food wise) version of an ice house, barbecue joint. 

9 PM: If a little two-stepping is up your alley, check out Neon Boots Dancehall & Saloon. Housed in a historic space where the likes of Patsy Cline and Willie Nelson have performed, this place draws gay and lesbian country fans from across the area. The Eagle offers two floors of nightlife in Montrose and South Beach is a great spot for late night dancing.

SUNDAY

11ish AM: Cool and hip, but still relaxed – you'll love classic and flavored mimosas at Gloria's. This chic Midtown restaurant and bar has become one of the most popular places for Sunday brunch. A rocking DJ, awesome Mexican and Salvadoran plates and a lively atmosphere keep patrons coming back. Nearby, Weights + Measures offers up creative cocktails and bites ranging from wood-fired pizzas to avocado toast. If you're looking for upscale, head to Triniti on Shepherd. The restaurant's award-winning interior is sure to inspire and the menu from Chef Ryan Hildebrand includes unique dishes like the duck confit frittata and monkey bread french toast with lavender mascarpone cream. 

3 PM: Head to the Eagle for a patio-centric Sunday Funday. This is the post-brunch place to be with great weekend specials, multiple patios upstairs and downstairs and a diverse mix of patrons. Other options include the expansive patio at JR's and, if it's game day, George's is a fantastic place to watch the action on multiple big screens.

6 PM: The party migrates to F Bar later in the afternoon. Grab a pitcher of the bar's signature concoctions and enjoy the sounds of resident DJs on the patio and on the dance floor. 

Written by: A.J. Mistretta

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